kire@net:~$ uptime since 1998 • ddos: armed • vhosts: loaded • identd: on • bouncer: online • bot: +o and protecting #channel

$./vhosts

Show up as a joke, not an ISP.

A vanity vhost is a real address with a PTR we set on purpose. Your bot or client appears as cant.get.it.up.anymore.net instead of dhcp-pool-3.isp.example. That is the whole trick. DNS, not a cloak someone else owns.

Vanity vhost
/whois lamer 
lamer is ~ident@cant.get.it.up.anymore.net
ircname  : just a lamer
server   : some.irc.net
vhost    : cant.get.it.up.anymore.net
idle     : 3d 4h (not your cable modem)
lamer End of /WHOIS list.

$ls vhosts/

94 IPv6 · 75 IPv4. Click a name to copy it. Buy a shell to use it. Addresses with no PTR are omitted. Guaranteed to work and reverse resolve on IRC.

Order a shell (vhosts included) see the live list or type vhosts from the shell